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PostSubject: Humor ^_^ :)   Humor ^_^  :) Icon_minitimeSat Apr 11, 2009 11:13 am

The best mod APP of all time...

GN: Knight, duh

AGE: Rainbows and farts

EXPERIENCE: I think I have 17,000,000 experience points, not sure.

WHAT JOB ARE YOU APPLYING FOR: Look at the title

HOW LONG HAVE U PLAYED GABOMS: Gabo? I thought this was iku ( it really is)

HOW WILL U BENFIT US: I know how to spell benefit

ANYTHING ELSE: Yeah, Caps Lock is Cruise Control for Fail.

This is not mine just copy and pasted
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PostSubject: Re: Humor ^_^ :)   Humor ^_^  :) Icon_minitimeSat Apr 11, 2009 1:07 pm

That's pretty funny. Razz

Personally, I can't make jokes for the life of me. I am not a funny person.
Hell, I'm still using "Why did the chicken cross the road".
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PostSubject: umm   Humor ^_^  :) Icon_minitimeSat Apr 11, 2009 4:00 pm

The sad thing is that he became MOD. lol?
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PostSubject: Re: Humor ^_^ :)   Humor ^_^  :) Icon_minitimeSat Apr 11, 2009 4:26 pm

Haha. I read a job application for McDonalds like that online before, and he got the job too. I'll see if i can find it.
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PostSubject: Re: Humor ^_^ :)   Humor ^_^  :) Icon_minitimeSat Apr 11, 2009 5:52 pm

Lmao, fun

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PostSubject: Re: Humor ^_^ :)   Humor ^_^  :) Icon_minitimeSat Apr 11, 2009 6:50 pm

Found it:

This is an actual job application a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald’s fast-food establishment in Florida – and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I were in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I’m worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?

Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS? Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?

I think the more appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?

I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?

On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?

Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?

Yes – Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.
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PostSubject: Re: Humor ^_^ :)   Humor ^_^  :) Icon_minitimeSat Apr 11, 2009 7:02 pm

LOL

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PostSubject: Re: Humor ^_^ :)   Humor ^_^  :) Icon_minitimeMon Apr 13, 2009 3:02 am

lol i read that once in the bulletin board at our school

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PostSubject: Re: Humor ^_^ :)   Humor ^_^  :) Icon_minitimeMon Apr 13, 2009 8:04 am

There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.

He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."

A teacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.

The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."

The teacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.

His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Teachers aren't supposed to talk like that."

The teacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the teacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.

His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the f**king potatoes!" =D


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PostSubject: Re: Humor ^_^ :)   Humor ^_^  :) Icon_minitimeMon Apr 13, 2009 9:35 am

LMAO. Bad child -,-

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